Ah...the internet.
One of the greatest inventions of modern times?
Perhaps.
I suppose it's made videos of cats falling off things available to everyone.
And it is how you can read this rambling blog post.
But! How is it held together?
Digital bits of information speeding at the speed of light through glass fibre optics!
Hmmm... maybe- unless you're in the UK.
Here it's sticky tape and string.
My land line went bust two weeks ago, and only today have I seen evidence of someone trying to fix it- couple of blokes outside with a digger and a hammer.
This blog post (cartoon from current Spectator) has been sent by pigeon.