Too hot- stupid weather- (but at least I had an afternoon away from the IT Support H.Q. bunker)
Brain too boiled to think of anything new.
So, here are some I did earlier- they appeared in recent
editions of The Spectator.
The car one you can easily google if you don't get it- but
it's about Liz the 1st having the hots for Errol Flynn, or something (no, there's no caption, before you ask).