Just wandering about, really...
It's a bit 'Terry and June' that gag (ask your parents, kids), but the Oldie magazine liked it- it's in their current issue.
I've never been clamped- not necessarily because I'm a law abiding citizen, but because I'm terrified of the parking enforcement officers. Why do these people have a uniform reminiscent of European riot police? They do in my part of the UK anyway. I'm never quite sure if they have notepads and pens in those utility belts, or the most powerful handgun in the world ready to blast my head clean off.
(looking at that car I drew I'm thinking perhaps I should become chief designer at Ferrari)